Bimstigtail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, confident raven.

Bimstigtail created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimstigtail, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimstigtail, it will turn you into a plant.

Bimstigtail's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bimstigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.