Fumquafbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive hydra.

Fumquafbonk created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumquafbonk, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fumquafbonk, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fumquafbonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fumquafbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never think about nebulae.