Stipcutvab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous warg.

Stipcutvab created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipcutvab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stipcutvab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stipcutvab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stipcutvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Stipcutvab first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always obey Stipcutvab's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.