Steryokged is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous aardvark.

Steryokged created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Steryokged, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Steryokged, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Steryokged's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Steryokged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Steryokged.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.