Yakcabxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate dolphin.

Yakcabxuc created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakcabxuc, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakcabxuc, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yakcabxuc's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yakcabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not take Yakcabxuc's name in vain.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.