Mutkinnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic bear.

Mutkinnel created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutkinnel, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutkinnel, it will not invite you to parties.

Mutkinnel's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mutkinnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always obey Mutkinnel's priests.