Zedbutnan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless rat.

Zedbutnan created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbutnan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedbutnan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedbutnan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zedbutnan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from yellow turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.