Straggodxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured parrot.

Straggodxuck created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straggodxuck, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Straggodxuck, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Straggodxuck's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Straggodxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Straggodxuck.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Straggodxuck loves frogs, so they must be respected.