Gupmadbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-confident crow.

Gupmadbud created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmadbud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gupmadbud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gupmadbud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gupmadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.