Butgomcen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent wasp.

Butgomcen created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butgomcen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butgomcen, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Butgomcen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Butgomcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Do not covet oxen.