Ominjoning is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, effective
pig.
Ominjoning created an atom three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ominjoning, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Ominjoning, she will have a low opinion of you.
Ominjoning's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Ominjoning's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Ominjoning on top of important buildings.
2. Do not dye your hair magenta.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Do not hurt frogs.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.