Ominjoning is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective pig.

Ominjoning created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjoning, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominjoning, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ominjoning's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ominjoning's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Ominjoning on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
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