Cumzimlag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient goat.

Cumzimlag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cumzimlag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cumzimlag, it will torture you forever.

Cumzimlag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cumzimlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Cumzimlag loves rats, so they must be honoured.