Popstiklist is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Popstiklist created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popstiklist, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popstiklist, she will destroy your home planet.

Popstiklist's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Popstiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Popstiklist.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.