Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic lion.

Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabwitcat Lapsandpon Jatdabfunflat.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help gulls in need.