Yattmin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful warg.

Yattmin created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattmin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yattmin, it will send you a sign.

Yattmin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yattmin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear fawn rings.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.