Carvancab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful raccoon.

Carvancab created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Carvancab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carvancab, it will turn you into a worm.

Carvancab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Carvancab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never think about asteroids.