Fudlikget is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, awesome
hippopotamus.
Fudlikget created water eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fudlikget, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fudlikget, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fudlikget's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Fudlikget's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about rice.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Feed all hungry swans.
5. Do not skip in public.