Fudlikget is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome hippopotamus.

Fudlikget created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlikget, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fudlikget, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fudlikget's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fudlikget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Do not skip in public.