Kadbafdib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid camel.

Kadbafdib created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbafdib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadbafdib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kadbafdib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kadbafdib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Kadbafdib's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Kadbafdib must be the most important thing in your life.