Cumjenmumjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm clam.

Cumjenmumjip created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumjenmumjip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cumjenmumjip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cumjenmumjip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cumjenmumjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if four monkeys approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.