Nulmatceploop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical turtle.

Nulmatceploop created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmatceploop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nulmatceploop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nulmatceploop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nulmatceploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to ants while wearing black rings.

2. Run away if three tapirs approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.