Tomkipgunspag is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous
capybara.
Tomkipgunspag created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tomkipgunspag, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Tomkipgunspag, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Tomkipgunspag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Tomkipgunspag's Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always help frogs.
5. Do not dye your hair magenta.