Tomkipgunspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous capybara.

Tomkipgunspag created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomkipgunspag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tomkipgunspag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomkipgunspag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tomkipgunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.