Cincuntab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil camel.

Cincuntab created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincuntab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cincuntab, she will come to you in dreams.

Cincuntab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cincuntab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.