Fumcetbam is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage
eagle.
Fumcetbam created humanity nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fumcetbam, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fumcetbam, he will refuse to believe in you.
Fumcetbam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Fumcetbam's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always look after injured bats.
3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fumcetbam on top of all buildings.
4. Never jump in the presence of birds.
5. Always stare at clouds.