Basswapsom is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, weak
mink.
Basswapsom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Basswapsom, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Basswapsom, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Basswapsom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Basswapsom's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Basswapsom's priests.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about frogs.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Put Basswapsom first in all things.