Yakfentarg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Yakfentarg created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfentarg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakfentarg, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yakfentarg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yakfentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear green trousers.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not speak about grapes.