Largdumfid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart crow.

Largdumfid created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Largdumfid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Largdumfid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Largdumfid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Largdumfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not kill dogs.