Mifzenjarn Bumzak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, temperamental dingo.

Mifzenjarn Bumzak created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifzenjarn Bumzak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifzenjarn Bumzak, she will torture you forever.

Mifzenjarn Bumzak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mifzenjarn Bumzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.