Rawbonxuc is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing
elephant.
Rawbonxuc created silver six million years ago.
If you believe in
Rawbonxuc, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Rawbonxuc, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Rawbonxuc's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Rawbonxuc's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not wear silver on your body.
4. You must never eat melons.
5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.