Ominwapflowvolfutfabjap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful hamster.

Ominwapflowvolfutfabjap created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominwapflowvolfutfabjap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ominwapflowvolfutfabjap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ominwapflowvolfutfabjap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ominwapflowvolfutfabjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.