Yarcutster is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful centipede.

Yarcutster created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yarcutster, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarcutster, she will turn you into a frog.

Yarcutster's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yarcutster's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Worship no other gods but Yarcutster.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Put Yarcutster first in all things.