Sawoddav is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable meerkat.

Sawoddav created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sawoddav, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sawoddav, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sawoddav's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sawoddav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Sawoddav on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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