Japkarbapsis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered duck.

Japkarbapsis created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japkarbapsis, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Japkarbapsis, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Japkarbapsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Japkarbapsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japkarbapsis.