Stipwitgil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow spider.

Stipwitgil created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipwitgil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipwitgil, he will turn you into a frog.

Stipwitgil's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stipwitgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the north.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stipwitgil.
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