Padfabdan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical warg.

Padfabdan created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padfabdan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Padfabdan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Padfabdan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Padfabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
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