Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying mole.

Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. You must pray to Cumjatdanflag Pangtengun six times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the south.