Tanfarnkar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable ferret.

Tanfarnkar created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanfarnkar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tanfarnkar, he will come to you in dreams.

Tanfarnkar's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tanfarnkar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four frogs approach from the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tanfarnkar loves great tits, so they must be respected.