Pogfutved is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident horse.

Pogfutved created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogfutved, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pogfutved, he will turn you into a worm.

Pogfutved's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pogfutved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat cherries.