Fodced is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless mongoose.

Fodced created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Fodced, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodced, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fodced's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fodced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.