Botvegflow is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring coyote.

Botvegflow created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Botvegflow, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Botvegflow, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Botvegflow's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Botvegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Botvegflow.

3. Run away if four tortoises approach from the north.

4. Always obey Botvegflow's priests.

5. Do not shave your head.