Rawlabgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody hydra.

Rawlabgep created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlabgep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawlabgep, she will turn you into a snail.

Rawlabgep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rawlabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Worship no other gods but Rawlabgep.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rawlabgep.