Fenrakbug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome slug.

Fenrakbug created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenrakbug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenrakbug, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fenrakbug's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fenrakbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.