Basspogpas is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous butterfly.

Basspogpas created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basspogpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Basspogpas, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Basspogpas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Basspogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not commit murder.