Yimyampark is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty
dolphin.
Yimyampark created time and space four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimyampark, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yimyampark, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Yimyampark's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Yimyampark's Holy Commandments1. Erect three lead sculptures of Yimyampark on top of important buildings.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Hide if nine whales approach from the west.
4. Yimyampark must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Always treat badgers with great respect.