Karbonknan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, wise ferret.

Karbonknan created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbonknan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Karbonknan, she will turn you into a rock.

Karbonknan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Karbonknan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not hurt goats.
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