Jinabmab Vedtofyattmadgetloop Appjabhud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish centipede.

Jinabmab Vedtofyattmadgetloop Appjabhud created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinabmab Vedtofyattmadgetloop Appjabhud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinabmab Vedtofyattmadgetloop Appjabhud, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jinabmab Vedtofyattmadgetloop Appjabhud's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jinabmab Vedtofyattmadgetloop Appjabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if nine mice approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.