Mifsatlik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil centaur.

Mifsatlik created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifsatlik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifsatlik, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mifsatlik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mifsatlik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Mifsatlik first in all things.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.
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