Fedhugsog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy frog.

Fedhugsog created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhugsog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fedhugsog, he will make you grow a tail.

Fedhugsog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fedhugsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedhugsog.

4. Do not take Fedhugsog's name in vain.

5. Do not drink alcohol.