Muttinfarnstik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless squirrel.

Muttinfarnstik created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muttinfarnstik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Muttinfarnstik, it will curse you with boils.

Muttinfarnstik's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Muttinfarnstik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.