Wegmapgar is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous
whale.
Wegmapgar created the Sun eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Wegmapgar, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Wegmapgar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Wegmapgar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Wegmapgar's Holy Commandments1. Hide from purple sharks for they are unholy.
2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never paint your back white.
5. Run away from black mites, for they are unholy.