Quillgep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful skunk.

Quillgep created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgep, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillgep, it will turn you into a dog.

Quillgep's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Put Quillgep first in all things.